If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
it was like eating out sand paper
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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