I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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