What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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