id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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