All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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