what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
even my farts smell like vagina
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You were trust falling into bushes
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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