Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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