: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
