I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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