If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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