i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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