At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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