yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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