Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize