how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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