Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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