somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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