So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I touched a dick in church today
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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