Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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