It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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