Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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