Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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