oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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