One girl and one boy is just not enough.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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