these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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