susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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