YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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