had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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