I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The adults are the big ones right?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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