There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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