I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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