oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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