I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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