We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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