There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just want to make out with him forever
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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