Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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