I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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