There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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