Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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