You really coming over, don't trick.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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