Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.