Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?