I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually