If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
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Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets