No stitches, just platelets and will power
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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