Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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