she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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