I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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