im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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