Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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