Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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