So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Its about making memories worth repressing
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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