Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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