she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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