How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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