I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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