Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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