Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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